Robert Keilor - No. 21

Most under performed Raider: Tommy K - Got the size, skill and pace but plays like a church mouse

Funniest moment on a footy trip: Rescuing Sumnuts from a gay nightclub (I should have let him go)

Describe living with Dease: Like livin' with ya Grandma: Doilies, fake flowers and pictures everywhere. The only thing missing is the mothball smell

If I won 50 Million Jackpot I would: Buy a new ground and Club Rooms for the Raiders